June 2013
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
god mom check my FAQ
“The moral of “The Three Bears,” for instance, is “Never break into someone else’s house.” The moral of “Snow White,” is “Never eat apples.” The moral of World War One is “Never Assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.”
—The Wide Window by Lemony Snicket (via fergie20)
